A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Neutron in a Bar
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty-pants. So, a neutron walks into a bar, right? The joke is that the bartender doesn't charge him. Get it? "No charge" because neutrons have no electric charge, which is a basic fact of physics that you clearly missed. It's like you trying to understand quantum mechanics – utterly pointless. Now go back to your coloring books.