Science jokes
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Uranus spins on its side.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.