Science jokes
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Memes
experiment
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂