I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
