Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Science Jokes
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
