Oxygen and Magnesium Dating

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  • I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

    Explanation

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    Listen up, nimrod! This joke plays on the symbols for oxygen (O) and magnesium (Mg) on the periodic table. When you put 'em together, you get "OMg," which sounds like "Oh my God!" It's wordplay, see? You probably think the periodic table is just a fancy tablecloth, don't you?

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