Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
