Uranus is blue.
Uranus is a gas giant.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
