If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Science Jokes
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
