Science

Science Jokes

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

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It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.