Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.