Science flew us to the moon. Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
What was Stephen hawkings shampoo Head and shoulders
why earth flat?
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Flat Earthers
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but can’t grab the money
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
STEPHEN HAWKINS ISNT ACCTUALLY DEAD HE IS JUST HAVING A UPDATE
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can not helium, you have to curium. If you can not curium, you have to barium!
