Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
Science Jokes
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why donβt scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I'm no astronomer, but Iβm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, βWhite lives matter more!β
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
