two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
