Galaxy jokes
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.