If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”

Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy : )

what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy

if it is some-ones birthday say this for a joke a long time ago in a far away galaxy

YOU WERE BORN!!!

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