Galaxy

Galaxy Jokes

Earth

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!

Guardian

If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

Roof

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

Meteor

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

Tent

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

Space

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

Space

Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?

Because he didn't have enough space.

Fat

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

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