Galaxy jokes
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.