If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, No atmosphere.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
It’s me back at it again
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1,
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
How did you dad come back with the milk- the Milky Way
Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.
