Saw Jokes

what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?

OW!

I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle

Guess who I saw at school today?

Everyone I looked at. loooooooool

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in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night

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I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt

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Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

When i saw a kid with fall with no legs i said. Just walk it off

So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..

so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are you're parents?" And he started to cry even more... "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.