Apple Store Robbery

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you silly goose. You're so dumb, you probably still use an abacus. The joke is a pun, see? It's playing on the 'i' prefix that Apple uses for their products, like 'iPhone' and 'iPad'. So, instead of saying you are an 'eye-witness', the joke asks if you're an 'iWitness', as if you're an Apple product. Get it now?

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  • Comments (5)

  • at first i didn't get it but then i started laughing

    If u work security at Samsung, are you a guardian of the galaxy?

    what is it called when a samsung and an apple mate?

    A sample.

    Vile Grouse

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