Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Santa's Gift of Toothpaste
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Explanation
This is a roast where the speaker is exaggerating how bad the other person's breath is by suggesting that even Santa Claus thought it was bad enough to gift toothpaste instead of a normal present. It plays on the stereotype of Santa bringing gifts and uses the idea of bad breath as something so terrible that it warrants a hygiene product as a present.
Anonymous
LOLL
emma
that's good lol
Anonymous
sheesh