Mrs Claus jokes
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.