Mrs Claus jokes
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.