Santa Jokes

yo momma so fat santa said ho ho ho i've gatta go

Why don't chinaease people believe in santa claus there the ones that make the toyd

I know this girl Kamelah she say what are you looking at I said I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline

Why are santa's balls so big? because he comes (cums) once a year

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work

My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*

Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON ́T HAVE A LIFE

Whats michael Jackson got in common with santa? They both empty there sacks around children.

I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!

Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!

Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list

how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it

What did Santa 🎅 say to the rain? Go away

What did santa use as a candy cane? Wait wait I said it wrong Ok What did santa use to do his garden....never mind

Why is Santa so happy? He knows were all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

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You are so Ugly Santa goes ho ho ho holy Sh it

Why did the Santa go to work because he was just trying out the work 😂😂

Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana