Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
whats yellow and cant swim
a school bus full with children
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
