Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, genius, listen up. You're probably one of those people who think "protection" only means condoms. But this joke is about someone who's so bad they have to lie about who they are. Get it now? It's funny because it's unexpected, and you are dumb.
ANoNyMoUs
Don't forget about that mask too