Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
Yesterday during The storm there was a blackout, so I shot him
why chicken corss road because he get hit by car
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
gun control....
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
