School Shooting and a Suppressor

This is a dark and morbid joke. It plays on the idea of school shootings and the use of suppressors on guns, which makes them quieter. The humor comes from the absurdity of someone being shot and not knowing where the shooter is because the gun was too quiet.

• School shooting
• Friend
• Shooting
• Gun
• School
• Police

• Here’s another joke my friend told me. What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
• I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...
• I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
• What are the best shooting ranges in America? Schools.