Touchdown jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"

Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?

A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”

How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.

Touch Down.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.