How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat
I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist
When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Those rape alarms give you a headache don't they?
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
Me: dozes off while driving. everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice
What is the day parents stooped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school
