If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
I hate wearing a mask in public
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
