keep yourself safe!
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter
Apparently I'm not aloud home house fires, but the neighbours their house burnt lovely
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
how to make a baby make funny faces Put it feet first in a blender
what was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
bullets
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves
whats the difference between a trampoline and a child
you take ur shoes of before jumping on the trampoline
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
