September 11 jokes
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Memes
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.