September 11

September 11 Jokes

9/11

Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

Fat Person

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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  • Plane

    What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

    Chess

    In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

    But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

    Movie

    James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

    Test

    Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

    Dad

    I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...

    People

    People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

    Game

    "Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

    Uncle

    My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

    Plane

    Me dozing off while driving.

    Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

    Dad

    My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

    Allah hu akbar.

    9/11

    What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

    We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.