September 11 jokes
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.