September 11 jokes
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
bad piggies
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.