September 11

September 11 Jokes

Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.