September 11 jokes
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.