Sadness jokes
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.