Sadness jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.