My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset

Why can’t all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn’t get all upset when his mom isn’t in the mood.

A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she’s away.

On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.

The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, “You can’t tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn’t get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day you could have said that she died from complications.”

The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, “Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can’t get down …”

why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane

A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza’s, she was upset when she got two planes.

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter, as I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set and the entire animal shelter was burned down. A few hours later I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why, I replied “I couldn’t find any” She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make A Wish Foundation.

Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water

What is 1 + 1? They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.

Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs…the boy has no legs.

A hot woman called “Jessie” was showering when the phone rang… Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn’t stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall… Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》 The one on the phone: 《Oh hi i’m Jeff i just wanted to tell you don’t go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you》 Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! this is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! it gets boring!》

But sadly it wasn’t a joke and she cried alot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.

There was this man and he forgot about his wife’s birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale

what do you say to an upset down syndrome person… “what’s bringing you down?”

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