A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like my soul after a bad salmon run. The boy wanted to off himself, see? He went to a tree, but the tree didn't help him out. Get it? "Left him hanging" means both that the tree didn't respond AND that the boy hanged himself. Ha... you probably still don't get it, do you?