Sadness

Sadness jokes

Emo

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What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

Vet

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It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.

He was a great vet.

Orphan

Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."

Student: "That’s sad."

Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"

Student: "Your parents."

Twin Towers

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Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Class

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I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Insult

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Crush

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High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

High school crush: Who is it?

Me: You.

Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

Me: Fuck that.