Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad
A sad caterpillar
Emo: Phone die) Emo: Why not me ;(
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple, the apple falls from the tree
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
what is the difference between emo grass and normal grass emo grass cuts itself
Bo - hey kids I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power so I am just going to be a orphan *kids changing the channel to Annie* Annie- Tomorrow tomorrow only a day away * TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go Dezzy- WAAAAAAAAAA I can’t find Bo
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
