Sadness jokes
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.