Sadness jokes
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.