Like if u cry everytime.
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie
What is death hell because there is no brige to heven
What do you call a animal in space just death because you need a space suit
What do you do when your sad nothing because you are just crying aobut something happening to you
what do you call it when you are very sad in panera bread
Panera Dread
So one day i have a wife but if its getting a longer day she is moving so weird and i see she has sex with rick astley😂 [rickrolled]
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
i’m start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me “how are you?” i can say “sad” and toss the confetti everywhere it’ll be like a real life imessage
after standing in line staring at mcdonalds menu for 17 minutes] me: ok im ready. can you help me not be sad all the time
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan...
A iPhone has a button to go home
a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five
i just left him hanging
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared. I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her p-ssy - and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "f-ck her doggy" part either
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon
What do you call a sad porno? A tear jerker
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common? both want to put a winchester in their mouth
