Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Sadness Jokes
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
A depressed kid went to go high five a tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
