Sadness jokes
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
I got sad today.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."