Sadness

Sadness jokes

Emo

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

9/11

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?

Because it couldn't count the bars!

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.

A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".

The tree never responded; it left him hanging.