Sadness jokes
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
I got sad today.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.