The Missing F in Orphan

Listen here, buddy. You seem like the kind of person who thinks a 'fun fact' is that the sky is blue. It's not, you uncultured swine! Now, here's the deal: the joke is that the letter 'f' *sounds* like it's in the word 'orphan', but, shocker, it ain't. The whole point is the absence of 'f' which makes the claim about family even more sad. Get it now, dumb dumb?