Wanna hear a terrible Joke?


Pretty tear-able, huh?

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him

Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?

No more tears.

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper

It’s just to tear able

Have u ever heard of the eye tear

me either

You know why I hate paper? It’s TEAR-able to the enviorment

Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “why the long face?”. The horse replies saying “My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart.” The bartender responds saying “oh” sympathetically. “sucks to be you!” The bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.

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