The 100+ Best Tears Jokes

1273 depression got the best of me, i'm gonna cry in my room now

They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry

a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel it's skin off.

nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why notice your mistakes?

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,

"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"

"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin

Wanna hear a terrible Joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

what's the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him

I cried while my parents were cutting onions..... onions was such a good dog.

As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"

A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces

I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when I got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo!

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are, Man I love working at an orphanage

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.