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Pretty tear-able, huh?
A blonde, redhead and brunette are all sitting in a hospital's waiting room for ultrasounds.
After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, "What's with the giggling?"
The brunette replies, "I'm having a boy!"
The blonde and the redhead ask, "How do you know?"
"Because he was on top!" The brunette replies again.
The three go back to conversing and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.
"What's with the giggling?" The blonde and brunette ask.
"I'm having a girl!" The redhead replies.
"Well, how do you know?" The blonde and brunette ask again.
"I was on top!"
All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.
"Oh, honey! What's wrong?" The redhead and brunette ask.
"I'm having puppies!"
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry
1273 depression got the best of me, i'm gonna cry in my room now
a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why notice your mistakes?
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honoured, I'm Dad."
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
what's the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
I cried while my parents were cutting onions..... onions was such a good dog.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tear left to cry...
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them,
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom,
well.. um.. i got away
A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when I got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo!
