Rock jokes
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
eat up
fAcE rEvEaL
Tis true
He was so close but so far
Community talk
Listen up, you tools.
The hamster is launching "Worst Jokes Jokes TV" 24/7. I know the guy - it's going to be total garbage for people with no hobbies. The rodent babbles trash while you stare blankly. Anyone watching this has officially hit rock bottom.
Fits your empty heads perfectly.
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