If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your iq
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see… No fee.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending
Why could the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because, every time he moved his leg upward his prospetic leg fell off