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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your iq

a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying “i’m on my period.” the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she’s done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i’m good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

What’s white and can’t climb a tree?

A refrigerator

I’m really worried for Steven Hawkins cause how us he going to climb the stairway to heaven

Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see… No fee.

Your momma so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?

He couldn’t climb the stairway.

Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven

Yo mama so stupid… She tried to climb…


Why could the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because, every time he moved his leg upward his prospetic leg fell off

Climb high climb far Get high get far