How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after
(and you thought this would be a joke
what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro
why did the girl study in the tree she wanted a higher education
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
i hate stairs their always up to something
Why did the girl bring the Ladder to school because she wanted to go to high school
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
I have always been scared of stairs they’re always up to something
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
I remember my grandads last words. "Are you still holding the ladder."
i love climbing over wall because my ancestry was a Mexican.
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your iq
Jack and Jill went up the hill, they turned to drunks and have no will, Jill said to Jack your love reveal, then think of building me a still.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
