I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
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Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Geology rocks!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
