Geology jokes
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
Geology rocks!
Rocks rock and crack!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Hi stone, I'm watching.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.