Geology

Geology Jokes

Gay

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

    Rock

    What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

    They are both hard.

    Mama

    Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

    Crack

    Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?

    A: Because it was on crack.

    Rock

    What can a rock possibly say?

    Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.

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  • Earth

    How does the earth rate its sex?

    Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

    If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

    Dad

    What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?

    About 15 stone.

    Drift

    What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?

    Continental Drift.