You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Hi stone, I'm watching.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
I am a volcano.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
Rocks rock and crack!
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Geology rocks!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
