Geology jokes

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

I am a volcano.

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Hi stone, I'm watching.

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?

A: Because it was on crack.

Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!

What can a rock possibly say?

Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.

Rocks rock and crack!

Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."

What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?

About 15 stone.

Geology rocks!