Geology jokes
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
Rocks rock and crack!
Geology rocks!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Hi stone, I'm watching.
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.