10+ Best Dwayne Johnson Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Rock

The image shows three pictures of Dwayne Johnson. In the first he has his fist clenched and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson", in the second he holds his hand out and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Paper' Johnson", and in the third he makes a peace sign with his fingers and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Scissors' Johnson."

Celebrity

The image is a grid of nine photos. Each photo shows a person who is made to look like a celebrity and has a name similar to that of the celebrity. The top row features "Pů Ting," resembling Vladimir Putin, "Yi Long Musk," resembling Elon Musk, and "Di Nhi Rho," resembling Robert De Niro. The second row showcases "Zhorxe Bus," resembling George Bush, "Wok," resembling Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and "Yuan-i Diệph," resembling Johnny Depp. The bottom row presents "Yin Di Zhêl," resembling Vin Diesel, "Bhra Di Pitth," resembling Brad Pitt, and "Zhong Xina," resembling John Cena.

Man

$A black and white image of a man with a powdered wig playing an organ, but the face has been replaced by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The text above the image reads "Dwayne \"The Bach\" Johnson".$

Man

A black and white image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a dark, textured suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression. Overlayed text in yellow reads "HOW TO BECOME A TOP 1% MAN", followed by a bulleted list of absurd advice in white, pink, and green. The list includes: "ONLY P*RN", "10L WATER", "WORKOUT (NO BREAKS) - 3X ARM DAY - 2X LEG DAY - 4X BUTTHOLE DAY", "READ BOOKS", "READ BOOKS AGAIN", "ASSEMBLE UNCLES", "300X DAIRY INTAKE", "12 HOURS GRINDING", "ABSORB DETROIT". A small username "@entopranure" is visible at the top.

Dwayne

The image shows three photos of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. In the first photo, he is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, making a fist. In the second, he is Dwayne "The Paper" Johnson, holding his hand flat. And in the third, he is Dwayne "The Scissors" Johnson, making a V with his fingers.

Cock

Dwayne the Cock Johnson is the man

The image shows a modified portrait of Dwayne Johnson with his neck extended and shaped like a penis. The text above the image says 'Dwayne the cock johnson'.

Cap lock

The image shows Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson with a slightly distorted neck and very large muscles. Above him is written: "WHEN YOU FORGET THAT CAPS LOCK IS ON AND YOU PRESS SHIFT TO CAPITALIZE A LETTER."

Stock

Stonks

A photo of Dwayne Johnson's face is superimposed over a stock chart. The text on top of the image reads: "My brain at 3am: Dwayne the 'stock' Johnson". The background contains numbers and graphs.

Summer

FR

The meme shows a side-by-side comparison. On the left, there is a photo of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson looking muscular with an explosion in the background and the text "HOW I FEEL AFTER I LEAVE THE GYM." On the right, there is a photo of a chubby baby with the text "When you're cute but you ain't summer ready."

Actor

A black and white charcoal drawing of Johnny Sins with a small inset image of Dwayne Johnson. The text "Learn to draw my fave actor" appears at the bottom.

Face reveal

fAcE rEvEaL

An image of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson with a serious expression. He wears a black t-shirt with an American flag design and sunglasses. The text on the image says: "The inspiration to life... THE ROCK. THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN ALL OF ENTERTAINMENT"

Worm

A pink, worm-like creature with a human face. The face is that of Dwayne Johnson. It is on a black background.

Croc

A photograph of a Croc with Dwayne Johnson's head on the top, arms coming out of the sides, and a gold chain around the top of the shoe. The text above reads: "Dwayne 'The Croc' Johnson".

Jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Eyebrow

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Movie

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Dwayne Johnson jokes