Biblical Infanticide

Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?

That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke implies that folks in the Bible were killin' babies by smashin' 'em against rocks, because they didn't have microwaves. This is funny, in a dark way, because it juxtaposes ancient times with modern technology and suggests infanticide. And just like you, this joke is not very smart.

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