10+ Best Stone Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Test answer

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Statue

A close-up view of a 3D rendered Moai statue, displaying its stoic face and textured surface against a plain white background.

Help

boobs

A comic strip shows a woman stranded on an island. In the first frame, she's gathering stones. In the second frame, the word 'HELP' is visible written on the beach. The third shows planes flying overhead and in the fourth, she is thinking. In the fifth panel she is gathering more stones. The last panel shows the word HELP as well as, "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA" on the beach, while a plane is crashing and parachuters are falling nearby.

Rescue

The image is a cartoon strip showing a woman on a beach, first forming the word "HELP" with stones on the sand, and then changing it to "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA", in the last panel a plane is approaching the island.

Spongebob

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A four-panel meme with Spongebob characters. The top left panel shows Spongebob holding a tray of colorful macarons. The top right panel shows Patrick Star cosplaying as Thanos. The bottom left panel shows a worried Spongebob looking at a cloud of dust. The bottom right panel shows a fish screaming with a mouthful of gold glitter.

Therapist

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a meme with two text boxes on the top and an image in the bottom. The text on the top says: "Therapist: Grimm-stone isn't real it can't hurt you" and below it says: "GRIMM-STONE:". The image at the bottom is a 3x3 grid with the Grimm-stone character from Hollow Knight. The background is a green grass and light blue sky.

Teacher

The image shows a text conversation between a student and a teacher, where the student replies "nothing", but the mind is shown as a picture of Steve Austin with red eyes, a red nose and a cigarette, set against a snowy background. The text below the picture says "stoned cold steve austin".

Statue

A 3D rendering of a moai statue. It is gray with some mossy green tint and looks slightly smiling. The background is black.

Weed

Shitpost-master general

The image shows a gray rock with the text "OH YOU'RE A STONER?" above it and "NAME EVERY STONE" below it.

Toilet

The image shows a close-up of a rustic stone toilet with a hole in the center, with grass visible through the hole. Above it reads: "J-Cole's Toilet. Too Humble."

Face

Which one?

The image is a three-panel cartoon. In the top panel, a man in a lab coat points angrily at the Joker, saying, "Get out of my face, clown." The second panel shows only the Joker smiling wickedly, with text, "Which one?" under him. The third panel shows four stone sculptures with faces.

Actor

A photo of the cast of Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling with text from a tweet that says "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone turns 20! Where are the actors now?" followed by the geographical coordinates for Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Tom Felton.

Stick

When you’re losing the rap battle💀

A close-up of a man's face covered in red splatters, resembling blood. The text overlaid on the image reads: "They say sticks and stones'll break your bones, I'm sticks and stones." There is a parental advisory label at the bottom right.

Clown

“Get out of my face clown.”(sorry for low quality)

The image shows a scene from an animated series where a character says "Get out of my face, clown" to the Joker. Below this is another shot of the Joker from the same animation and the text "Which one?". In the bottom part of the image are four stone heads with different facial expressions.

Jokes

Feminist

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.

Crowbar

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.

Dictionary

I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

...so I threw a dictionary at him.