Rock jokes
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
I'm Gay.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
Down will come dummy, cradle and all.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.