Roast jokes
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Your insults are drier than your pussy.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
You built like you in the 1980's!
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
But when?
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.