1980s jokes

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!

How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.

You built like you in the 1980's!

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!