1980s jokes

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!

How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.

You built like you in the 1980's!

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.