"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
DId you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims Because they've already been roasted
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to mars holy fucking shit
