Roast jokes
I feel sorry that your hairline deployed from war with your forehead.
That last brain cell must've been your dad, because it left without you knowing.
I'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss you. Wanna know why?
Because at least I'd feel something with the cactus than I ever could with you.
You're so ugly that you make Caitlyn Jenner cry.
Your insults are drier than your pussy.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
You built like you in the 1980's!
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.