Roast jokes

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like? Go look in the mirror.