Roast jokes

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.