Roast jokes
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Me and your mom in the bed.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Ass.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
You are so ugly my man died.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
You signed up for football, but you're no good.