Roast jokes
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Me and your mom in the bed.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Ass.