Roast jokes
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Me and your mom in the bed.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Ass.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
You are so ugly my man died.