Roast jokes

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."

Balls.

Weirdo: I'm too high to die!

Me: You'll just fall harder.

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.