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Bedroom Slap

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starfoullah
4 years ago
  • I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

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    Listen here, you dum-dum. This joke is saying the person was hitting someone else's girl really hard, like how Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars. It's funny because it's unexpected and violent. Also, you probably still live in your mom's basement.

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    • Bedroom
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    • Girl
    • Relationship
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