I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Trash Roast
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is basically saying that the person telling the joke thinks the person they're talking to is trash. I know, it's brutal, but sometimes humor is about being a bit mean. And judging by your impeccable joke-telling skills, you are the human equivalent of a participation trophy, which, by the way, are made of plastic and self-esteem issues.