Roast jokes
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!