Roast jokes
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Me and your mom in the bed.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."