How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Ass.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
