Roast jokes
You built like you in the 1980's!
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Me and your mom in the bed.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
But when?
Oh he.
Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."