Roast jokes

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

Are you adopted?

No.

I mean, who would want you?

You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Ur mom.

"No towers? :("

"No queen? :("

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.

If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.

Take a few steps back like your hairline.

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(