Roast jokes
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...