Restaurant jokes
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."