Bunger.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
Twin Towers Ordered A Pepperoni Pizza, But It Came Plain.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Chimichanga.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Waiter: can I have your order? Me: no it’s mine!
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Myla what did you do for fathers day Myla: i went to a restaurant Timmy what did you do for fathers day Timmy: i went to a concert Olivia what did you do for fathers day Olivia: talked to him through an ouija board
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
