I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Baby-Back Ribs Abortion
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Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins! This joke is saying that instead of just aborting a baby, you could also get some free food, specifically baby-back ribs, which is a dark reference to using the aborted fetus as a food source. It's messed up, I know, but you are not the smartest cookie in the batch so I need to spell it out for you.